At Slap Your Grandma Coffee, we believe that life is too short for "polite" coffee. We started this roastery with a single mission: to create a flavor profile so intense and a finish so smooth that it defies logic. In the South, when something is this good, we say it'll make you want to slap your grandma. (Please don't actually do it, she’s a treasure, but you get the point.)

We source the world’s most flavorful beans and roast them with a "no-mercy" attitude. We don't do weak, we don't do watery, and we certainly don't do boring. Whether you need to wake up for the 5 AM shift or you just want a cup that actually tastes like something, we’ve got the beans to back it up.